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Aaaaaand the phone zombies are levitating now... 😐
— 14 hours, 23 min ago
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Ethan
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Ok...the pseudo-zombies are all gathered in a soccer field lying down and may be "rebooting" now...I'm getting a whiff this may be heading into "Terrible Stephen King Second Half" territory now...
— Apr 30, 2026 10:08PM
Ethan
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This isn't anywhere near as terrible as I've been led to believe over the years. But King DOES have a tendency to fall apart in the second half. Interested to see where this one goes, but it's not bad so far!
— Apr 27, 2026 09:11PM
