Sami’s Reviews > Impromptu Match > Status Update

He did not fucking fart. 💨 ☠️

Best. Office. Prank. Ever.

🥛 🏀 ⚽️ 😂

Sex acrobatics causing you to throw out your back is so real for a crazy MM monster smut book. (And it was the monster’s back)

Sneaking into the workplace of a man that you’ve only seen and slept with a couple times as a delivery person to give him a bouquet of sunflowers is fucking adorable.

Okay… they’re just so cute. And please … the fucking “open for business” sweats. ☠️

THE FUCKING ALMOND MILK 😂

- the fart
- the throw up in his coworkers office
- the fucking graffiti of “hot sex” instead of HutSec

This is fucking hilarious