Reader’s Reviews > The Gate of the Feral Gods > Status Update

NEW ACHIEVEMENT: Who let the Gods out! And who the fuck is it? Having to eat your lunch in the bathroom (nothing) for milleniums because people don’t like your face as got to be terrible for one’s mental health. What is Carl and vie going to do next? Will there be anything left to go back to? Will the god disappear? Let’s find out … soon I gotta know. Damn workday getting in the way of fun once again.

Goodbye Loita you won’t be missed. I hope you continue to burn in hell. Also way to go Katia wish we got to be there for all her sole adventures!

UPDATE:

Chris and Maggie Q are now one! Bet
You did not see that one coming did you? What about donut saving him at the last moment? Plot twist upon plot twist and it’s incredible how hindsight is 20/20 you had all the puzzle pieces yet you still couldn’t figure it out. Hope you get better at this quick crawler, I need more for on gerbille action.

Chris

Warning this item is volatile

This character from book 2 was barely on the page when we first got to new him. Now our strong silent type has grown into a full blown cold blooded killer. He is a man of action and by that I mean he won’t hesitate to crush your head with his bear hands the mountain style. And no, unfortunately, that does NOT make you Pedro Pascal.

New achievement!
CHRIS IS HERE! And he conquered the water castle! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! What is he like now? Is he dangerous? Will he be an ally or a foe? Only one way to find out, hope nobody dies.
Reward: CHRIS IS H.E.R.E

New achievement! You found a group of crawlers that are more of a liability than Louis and Firas. What can be worse than a Floridian that drinks and drives its convertible van you ask? A clueless banana dude and his friend tarantula-boy cock-blocking your quest because they are gullible and hasty. Well, I don’t know if that makes them worse, per se, but it sure as hell isn’t an improvement. Reward: A banana peel.

Excited to see where the story goes, this floor feels like a Mario / Zelda / Indiana Jones video game safe for the usual crassness of this hilarious series.