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'When Jaws came out in 1975 it might not have have been the best film ever made. But it was easily the best movie ever made. Nothing ever made made before it even came close. Because for the the first time the man at the helm wasn't... executing a studio assignment. But a natural born filmmaker genius who grooved on exactly this kind of movie and would kill himself to deliver the exact vision that was in his head.'
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The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'It would appear most critics writing for newspapers and magazines set themselves up as superior to the films they were paid to review. Which I could never understand, because judging from their writing, that was clearly not the case.'
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— May 06, 2026 01:23PM
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The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'There was a beauty to these rotten bastards opting to risk everything for a member of their team who none of them particularly liked. Something monumentally masculine and profoundly moving about the Bunch's incomparably glorious walk to their destiny/doom (it's truly a moment that can make grown men weep testosterone-salted tears). '
— May 03, 2026 08:07AM
The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'The director [Don Siegel] has always confronted the audience with lead characters you're drawn to despite on-screen evidence of their troubling nature, and deeds. Lead protagonists he makes it difficult to root for, but, ultimately, you root for them nonetheless. Which goes to prove what I've always believed, "It takes a magnificent filmmaker to thoroughly corrupt an audience." '
— May 02, 2026 07:27AM
The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'He just didn't like reading.
So who read the material?
Neile McQueen.
The importance of Neile McQueen to Steve's success as a movie star can't be over emphasized.'
— May 01, 2026 09:26AM
So who read the material?
Neile McQueen.
The importance of Neile McQueen to Steve's success as a movie star can't be over emphasized.'
The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'At some point, when I realized I was seeing movies other parents weren't letting their children see, I asked my mom about it.
She said, "Quentin, I worry more about you watching the news. A movies not going to hurt you."
Right fucking on, Connie!'
— Apr 30, 2026 02:43PM
She said, "Quentin, I worry more about you watching the news. A movies not going to hurt you."
Right fucking on, Connie!'
The Anonymous LIBRARIAN
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'Boyle's comedic performance alleviates the picture's one-note ugliness.
It doesn't make Joe likable, but it does make him sort of enjoyable.'
— Apr 30, 2026 09:22AM
It doesn't make Joe likable, but it does make him sort of enjoyable.'
