Amanie ✮⋆˙’s Reviews > A Game of Cat and Witch > Status Update

“That doesn’t mean you can just watch me while I’m naked.”
“I’m naked too, if that helps.”

he’s a cat guys HAHAHA

“If he had an Uber rating for being a good ride, it would be five stars.”

Oh our boy gets aroundddddd

“I will only let you out once we have come to a deal that doesn’t involve dismembering each other, like mature, well-adjusted adults,”
“You’re the one who locked me in a bathroom.”
“You said you would kill me!”

hehe i love it

“If she got out of this alive, she would definitely be writing that fanfiction.”

okay wattpadddd

“She didn’t do drugs, but if she did, riddles would be the crack she would be whoring herself out for.”

You know what… valid 🙂‍↕️

“She was an enigma, a statistical anomaly, a case study in petty behavior.”

LMAOO this is so real

“Was it too much to ask that a simple witch would like to get a taste of some chicken nuggets?”

okay I like her

“It was kind of ironic the lengths she was going to be lazy, though.”

Guys her inner dialogue is so funny and SO REAL

Guys the dedication alone made me laugh out loud because isn’t he a cat shifter…

ARC reading 👀📖