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Art & Gwen fuck through summer before he leaves for Oxford. They help his mom move into her new place. Arthur comes back to visit during Christmas break & sees Gwen again & she tells them King Sorrow’s picked her to choose the next victim by Easter. G&A get no real alone time as she’s taking care of Jett, Tana’s newborn, & Llewelyn. They’re trying to summon KS now.
— 10 hours, 40 min ago
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Dow Jones
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Arthur sees J&R killed in a drive-in in a brutal way & they all think it’s over. Gwen & Art go to prom & have fun, return home to take her virginity, & Tana calls needing help to get to the hospital as she’s in labor. Gwen says she’s going to study EMT to help people at a different school. Llewelyn falls down steps w/ broken osteoporosis hollowed bones, w/ AIDS, & doesn’t have long to live. Baby is a boy.
— 11 hours, 54 min ago
Dow Jones
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The gang jumps J&R & warns them to take off & Colin deceives J into getting Arthur’s mom’s parole granted by taking blame for the shiv. Colin also masterfully breaks into the library planting fake evidence leading to no one so Arthur will be off the hook. What a great group of friends and they’re finally fighting back. Awesome. Tana flips though when J&R bail west & Arthur’s worried she’ll tell Gwen.
— 19 hours, 41 min ago
Dow Jones
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Gwen comes over to Arthur and Van’s to have them see if her tattoo is real and Van says he has one too. Their TV dinners overcook in the oven causing smoke everywhere and Arthur sees into Jayne’s eyes when King Sorrow taunts her through the TV. Now he’s having second thoughts since seeing her mental torture but the group still believes J & R should die. They relent though and give Arthur a shot to save them.
— 22 hours, 52 min ago
Dow Jones
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The seance was a bit tricky to follow as it’s like a dream of chaos and weed smoke, but Arthur uses his love of language to seal the deal w/ King Sorrow and everyone else agrees to feed him people they want killed. One human sacrifice on Easter every year or one of them dies is how the pact goes I think. Arthur names Jayne & Ronnie as the first victims. The invisible tattoo w/ 2 fingers on the head is a cool summon
— May 07, 2026 09:18AM
Dow Jones
is on page 114 of 887
The first couple pages took some getting used to Hill’s style, but I’m loving the characters, their dialogue, and all the late 80s references and even The Dead Zone characters being referenced. Tana and Jayne are both awful, I don’t feel too bad for them. Ronnie is a psycho. Poor Arthur just trying to help but gets into the rare book thieving game to pay off Jayne’s debt. Very engaging prose, I’m hooked.
— May 07, 2026 09:02AM

