Kaitlin’s Reviews > An Unexpected Paradise > Status Update

IT’S THE TITLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️

i’m literally geeking over him ordering mashed potatoes PLSSSSS

“Next time you want to insult her or her profession, take a second to realize how stupid you sound.”

Oh so all of Chelsea’s men are the greatest beings to have never walked this Earth. got it.

giggling and kicking my goddamn feet 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

i’m. so. excited. i. started. over.
JACK WHO??? MF JACK LANCASTER!
a man a man a man a man

“What if I told you the coffee cups are the highlight of my week? Maybe I like the way your bottom lip sticks out when I take a sip of my drink. The way you’re worried about what I might think. Did you know your eyes change color depending on your mood? From emerald green to—“

JUST TAKE MY SOUL CHELSEA. YOU CAN HAVE IT