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Sable makes me HOWL😂
Why the fuck didn't you tell me the motherfucker was a redwood tree? I mean, honestly, Rev, my fucking neck hurts from looking up at him, and I'm taller than you. You probably need a chiropractor.
Sus ojos? Panty-melting. His body should be immortalized. I'd push him in front of Medusa in a heartbeat.
A truly brilliant friend
— May 15, 2026 01:18PM
Why the fuck didn't you tell me the motherfucker was a redwood tree? I mean, honestly, Rev, my fucking neck hurts from looking up at him, and I'm taller than you. You probably need a chiropractor.
Sus ojos? Panty-melting. His body should be immortalized. I'd push him in front of Medusa in a heartbeat.
A truly brilliant friend
