Nastassja Cunico’s Reviews > There’s Something Wrong with the Chief: Du Zhu You Bing (Novel) Vol. 1 > Status Update
Nastassja Cunico
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Back story timmmeeee - I love that XJL clearly has worked out his man is an assassin but is like “he’s MY assassin”
Love XJL absolutely wrecking his dads affair, like pop off king get his ass
Stan XHL having to play dead because he ruined an assassin business deal, he’s just such a menace and a goof I love him
— May 08, 2026 03:38PM
Love XJL absolutely wrecking his dads affair, like pop off king get his ass
Stan XHL having to play dead because he ruined an assassin business deal, he’s just such a menace and a goof I love him
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Nastassja Cunico
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Love it when a plan comes together
Low-key have fear Mingyue is an assassin in disguise
Also low-key have fear Consort Gu is an assassin in disguise cos otherwise Shes just been watching our boys practice top secret assassin blade techniques for shits and giggles
It’s dawned on me that our lil assassin baby probably has to drink his antidote soon… how’s that gonna work donavan??
— May 09, 2026 03:38PM
Low-key have fear Mingyue is an assassin in disguise
Also low-key have fear Consort Gu is an assassin in disguise cos otherwise Shes just been watching our boys practice top secret assassin blade techniques for shits and giggles
It’s dawned on me that our lil assassin baby probably has to drink his antidote soon… how’s that gonna work donavan??
Nastassja Cunico
is on page 258 of 364
I love when the guy who WASNT raised by assassins is out here killing peeps while our baby assassin is like “I’m just a dude your honour”
Glad we killed the pervert!
Glad me saw Mama Gurada again!
Glad our new side character is a king!
Frowning my boys are LYING TO EACH OTHER
— May 09, 2026 01:28AM
Glad we killed the pervert!
Glad me saw Mama Gurada again!
Glad our new side character is a king!
Frowning my boys are LYING TO EACH OTHER
Nastassja Cunico
is on page 202 of 364
Get you a mum who supports you being dumb and in love - truly happy Mother’s Day to my Queen
Riperoni for massacring the entire Xie family I guess - I wish our cutie Aunt wasn’t killed but alas :(
— May 08, 2026 11:38PM
Riperoni for massacring the entire Xie family I guess - I wish our cutie Aunt wasn’t killed but alas :(
Nastassja Cunico
is on page 110 of 364
I love bastard x bastard romance
Volume 1 and a shoulder bite!? Yang Su you SPOIL ME
“Are you asking me to elope” I fucking wish diva PLEASE
Aunt Lan & Lianxiang: damn what fucking idiots are making fools of themselves
*Xiahou Lian crawling carrying Xie Jinglan on his back*
Aunt Alan & Lianxiang: oh fuck those are our idiots!
They’re so innocently in love I’m LOSING IT
— May 08, 2026 04:54AM
Volume 1 and a shoulder bite!? Yang Su you SPOIL ME
“Are you asking me to elope” I fucking wish diva PLEASE
Aunt Lan & Lianxiang: damn what fucking idiots are making fools of themselves
*Xiahou Lian crawling carrying Xie Jinglan on his back*
Aunt Alan & Lianxiang: oh fuck those are our idiots!
They’re so innocently in love I’m LOSING IT
