Status Update

Jessica is 28% done

Character I hate: “Despite popular opinion, I’m not an idiot.”
Me: I disagree

— May 09, 2026 06:39AM

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Jessica’s Previous Updates

Jessica is 97% done

I hate this man.

— May 09, 2026 12:21PM

Jessica is 92% done

This girl can’t catch a break

— May 09, 2026 11:21AM

Jessica is 90% done

Pathetic.

— May 09, 2026 11:13AM

Jessica is 71% done

What the hell was that about?

— May 09, 2026 10:18AM

Jessica is 67% done

I’m going to kill her. How do I teleport into a book to kill a fictional character?!
I hate Joffrey less than this woman!!!!!!

— May 09, 2026 10:08AM

Jessica is 67% done

Oh my god 😩

— May 09, 2026 10:05AM

Jessica is 61% done

The audacity!

— May 09, 2026 09:47AM

Jessica is 59% done

Oh, we got a spine again do we? how long will this last?

— May 09, 2026 09:36AM

Jessica is 56% done

Coward.

— May 09, 2026 09:32AM

Jessica is 46% done

DUMP HIM!!!!

— May 09, 2026 07:44AM

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