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Frances: you’re gonna float.
Joan: I’m gonna float.
Stephen King: We all float down here.

— May 09, 2026 07:10AM

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I was so excited about astronaut lesbians and I’m getting the WORST CASE OF PICK ME GIRL EVERRRR jfc

— May 06, 2026 05:15PM

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Why are you doing this to yourself

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I’m mentally putting together a PowerPoint presentation with all the worst quotes, it’s fun in a twisted way

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