Maria 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯’s Reviews > Golden Fool > Status Update

WHOOO WAS THAAAAT

“Men. If it was raining soup you’d be out there with a fork.”

i love this book sm man

once you get far enough into rote you never stop wanting to end starling with your own hands

ALTHEA’S WHAT

“I’m Jek. Perhaps Amber has spoken of me.”

break through your living room wall, grabs your shoulders, screams incoherently

the gods really cursed fitz with having to see his kid go through the exact same mistakes with women he did not so funny now is it fitzy boy

i don’t trust elliana as far as i can throw her which admittedly would be very far since she’s a child but i do enjoy seeing her aura farm

i will throttle chade with my own bare hands

Kettle did not sacrifice herself for the kingdom for Dutiful to be talking smack like that