Status Update

jaleee is 34% done

i’m going to scream

— May 10, 2026 12:43AM

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jaleee’s Previous Updates

jaleee is 99% done

gasp.

— May 12, 2026 01:36AM

jaleee is 97% done

i need a fcking cigarette oh my god

— May 12, 2026 01:23AM

jaleee is 94% done

water broke.. 2 contractions.. and then 1 big push… now we have a baby……..? 🤨 ok let’s get serious

— May 12, 2026 01:12AM

jaleee is 91% done

she’s stressing me outttttt omg get ethic on the phone nEOWWWWWW

— May 12, 2026 01:01AM

jaleee is 87% done

im shaking in my fcking boots

— May 12, 2026 12:45AM

jaleee is 83% done

…….oh its finna get bad 🫣

— May 12, 2026 12:30AM

jaleee is 82% done

…a free… man…?! 😩

— May 12, 2026 12:28AM

jaleee is 76% done

— May 11, 2026 06:37AM

jaleee is 43% done

damn… the moms a bird too 🫩

— May 10, 2026 01:18AM

jaleee is 36% done

what the hell it keeps getting WORSE

— May 10, 2026 12:51AM

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