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A STROKE OF GOOD FORTUNE - 5 stars : Climbing the stairs to your fourth-floor walk-up is the perfect time for an existential crisis. Ask me how I know.
ENOCH AND THE GORILLA - 5 stars : Taking “you can be anything you want to be when you grow up” to new levels.
— May 10, 2026 08:31AM
ENOCH AND THE GORILLA - 5 stars : Taking “you can be anything you want to be when you grow up” to new levels.
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Danielle
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THE TRAIN - 2.5 stars : People we meet on public transportation.
THE PEELER - 3 stars : Catholic guilt spares no one.
THE HEART OF THE PARK - 3.5 stars : Friends don’t let friends be creepy at the public pool.
— May 09, 2026 03:00PM
THE PEELER - 3 stars : Catholic guilt spares no one.
THE HEART OF THE PARK - 3.5 stars : Friends don’t let friends be creepy at the public pool.
Danielle
is on page 54 of 555
THE CROP - 4 stars : Put this in the Encyclopedia Britannica next to “self-insert”.
THE TURKEY - 4 stars : Cue the maniacal laughter of an 11 year old after they curse in front of mom and dad for the first time.
— Apr 27, 2026 06:25PM
THE TURKEY - 4 stars : Cue the maniacal laughter of an 11 year old after they curse in front of mom and dad for the first time.
Danielle
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THE GERANIUM - 3 stars : Racist elderly man has positive interaction with a Black man, causing an existential crisis. Tale as old as time.
THE BARBER - 4 stars : You could’ve told me this was written in 2016, or 2020, or 2024, and I would’ve believed you.
WILDCAT - 2 stars : I, too, appreciate the smell of cat. But I also didn’t really get this one.
— Apr 26, 2026 09:24PM
THE BARBER - 4 stars : You could’ve told me this was written in 2016, or 2020, or 2024, and I would’ve believed you.
WILDCAT - 2 stars : I, too, appreciate the smell of cat. But I also didn’t really get this one.
