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Cress
is 83% done
“Yeah. Coma slurry. The ship fed it to me during the trip here. I have enough to last me almost four years.”
“Eat that.”
“It tastes bad.”
“Food experience not that important.”
“Why does Eridian food have thallium in it?”
“Healthy.”
“Thallium kills humans!”
“Then eat human food.”
Yeah I'd hate Slurry coma food too!!! I'm the most picky eater you could find.
— May 10, 2026 02:54PM
“Eat that.”
“It tastes bad.”
“Food experience not that important.”
“Why does Eridian food have thallium in it?”
“Healthy.”
“Thallium kills humans!”
“Then eat human food.”
Yeah I'd hate Slurry coma food too!!! I'm the most picky eater you could find.
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Cress
is 97% done
I love meburgers. I eat one every day.
This is sooo bittersweet
— May 10, 2026 05:06PM
This is sooo bittersweet
Cress
is 93% done
All critical bulkheads of his ship, including the fuel tanks, are made of xenonite. There’s nothing standing between his Taumoeba and his fuel. “Oh…God…”
Nooooo Rocky will die 😳😭
— May 10, 2026 04:41PM
Nooooo Rocky will die 😳😭
Cress
is 88% done
“Goodbye, friend Grace.”
I wave meekly. “Goodbye, friend Rocky.”
😭😭😭
— May 10, 2026 03:29PM
I wave meekly. “Goodbye, friend Rocky.”
😭😭😭
Cress
is 87% done
“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob.” He points to the breeder tanks. “Check tanks!”
I need this lone to be in the movie 😂😂
— May 10, 2026 03:19PM
I need this lone to be in the movie 😂😂
Cress
is 85% done
I really want it to be worth it. It’s an alien freakin’ spaceship! I want to see the inside! But yeah. Got to save humanity and stuff. That’s the priority.
Not fair!!! Let my man get on an alien spaceships damn it!!
— May 10, 2026 03:10PM
Not fair!!! Let my man get on an alien spaceships damn it!!
Cress
is 85% done
Modifying an alien life-form. What could possibly go wrong?
When would characters learn to NEVER ask THAT question 😭😭
— May 10, 2026 03:04PM
When would characters learn to NEVER ask THAT question 😭😭
Cress
is 81% done
Their DGSE has perfected a drug that causes retrograde amnesia that lasts for long periods of time. Not just hours or days, but weeks. They used it during various anti-terror operations. It can be handy for a suspect to forget he was ever interrogated.
The ending of chapter 23 is CRAZY!!!! holy shit Stratt’s ruthless
— May 10, 2026 02:39PM
The ending of chapter 23 is CRAZY!!!! holy shit Stratt’s ruthless
Cress
is 81% done
You abandoned a promising scientific career because people didn’t like a paper you wrote. You retreated to the safety of children who worship you for being the cool teacher. You don’t have a romantic partner in your life because that would mean you might suffer heartbreak. You avoid risk like the plague.
Omg stop being mean to this sweet man!!!
— May 10, 2026 02:32PM
Omg stop being mean to this sweet man!!!
Cress
is 80% done
“It must be your decision,” said Yáo. “I will not have someone on my crew who is there against their will. You must come of your own volition. And if you refuse, we will bring in Ms. Cáceres and do our best to train her up. But I urge you to say yes. Billions of lives are on the line. Our lives matter little when compared against such tragedy.”
I'm crying.
— May 10, 2026 02:21PM
I'm crying.
Cress
is 67% done
“Save…Earth…Save…Erid…” he quavers. Then he slumps down.
“Rocky!” I grab his carapace without thinking. It’s like putting my hands on a burner. I jerk away. “Rocky…no…”
But he is motionless.
Nononono please
— May 10, 2026 06:55AM
“Rocky!” I grab his carapace without thinking. It’s like putting my hands on a burner. I jerk away. “Rocky…no…”
But he is motionless.
Nononono please
