Eliana Lazzara’s Reviews > Everyone in This Bank Is a Thief > Status Update
Eliana Lazzara
is 79% done
are the kids not calling in fake bomb threats to their schools to get out of tests anymore? are they not enjoying the bonding experience of being stuck outside while the bomb squad clears the school?
— 13 hours, 42 min ago
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Eliana Lazzara
is 38% done
can we let the guy shoot remi and winston and get this over with
— May 06, 2026 01:28PM
