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Daphne is 27% done

Why does my heart ache for this giant old bird😩😭 poor Cronus😞

— May 11, 2026 07:35AM

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Daphne’s Previous Updates

Daphne is 92% done

— May 14, 2026 08:12AM

Daphne is 80% done

— May 14, 2026 05:36AM

Daphne is 69% done

I underestimated you Kion Locke

— May 13, 2026 09:00AM

Daphne is 60% done

The humour is outstanding

— May 12, 2026 10:04AM

Daphne is 40% done

Well this took an incredibly very dark turn😟

— May 11, 2026 09:58AM

Daphne is 30% done

“He is not a pookie” - Kion Locke 2026 LMFAOOOO

— May 11, 2026 08:05AM

Daphne is 19% done

I can’t stop reading, what kinda crack is in this😭

— May 10, 2026 08:41AM

Daphne is 17% done

The talking animals are just the cherry on top THEYRE HILARIOUS

— May 10, 2026 08:24AM

Daphne is 14% done

The humour is so British it’s making me cackle

— May 10, 2026 07:46AM

Daphne is 11% done

This is kinda fun LMAO

— May 10, 2026 07:01AM

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