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SJ is 8% done

He was doing what with his severed head!?

— May 11, 2026 08:43AM

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SJ’s Previous Updates

SJ is 42% done

What the actual fuck 🎃

— May 12, 2026 06:13PM

SJ is 39% done

I’ve never read that position before 😳

— May 12, 2026 02:26PM

SJ is 11% done

Okay Dan’s southern perspective is everything 😂 “mighty intrigued”

— May 11, 2026 03:13PM

SJ is 2% done

I wanna read the Audible that Holt is listening to about the vampire Fabio and his Pet Steve 👀

— May 11, 2026 08:11AM

SJ is starting

Holt did not ask this guy in his interview. What ironing board was the fucking hottest

— May 11, 2026 08:06AM

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