Abigail’s Reviews > The Count of Monte Cristo > Status Update

love that eugénie got to run away with her lesbian music teacher

THEY CALLED HIM EDMOND OOOO

now shit is getting interesting

albert im sorry i doubted you maybe if i was just patient with this 1100 page book i would get to the good parts

yeah albert and franz are fun and all but can we go back to learning about the count of monte cristo. idk like the titular character

this bitch loves his disguises

i haven’t read this long of a book in so long WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM BARELY 25%