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tf is a cheese cave

Its crazy to read like the most eloquently vulgar yet sincere and funny paragraph youve ever seen and then be like wow.... im inspired to get better at writing.... but tulathimutte the goat i guess

I keep having to google occasional fancy words he uses and then find myself dissapointed when i immediately know what a "slampig" is... i fear deleting instagram was but a very small step to unrotting my brain...

I knew i would love it BUT TEN PAGES IN????

Going to have to accept that everyone on the tube will see me reading a book that has FOR THE SICKOS AMONG US right on the front cover. Its the tube. Theyve seen worse sickos than me.