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“We’re teenagers. We’re told we have to be a certain way. We’re not taken seriously. Our ideas are cast aside. We need to act out so people pay attention to us. So that people know we mean what we say. That we’re capable. That we shouldn’t be dismissed."
“I thought putting a cricket into a microwave was going to make me into a superhero. I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be allowed to have ideas of my own anymore.”
— May 11, 2026 12:41PM
“I thought putting a cricket into a microwave was going to make me into a superhero. I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be allowed to have ideas of my own anymore.”
Daniel
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“I don’t want to eat cheese made from sheep. And I feel like we need to talk about dairy in general. Who was the first guy that decided to squeeze the thing hanging off an animal and drink whatever came out? Because you know it was a guy. A woman would never be that dumb. You think he was dared to do it by his caveman friends? Like, they started with cattle, then worked their way to a saber-toothed—”
“Nick.”
— Apr 30, 2026 01:12PM
“Nick.”
Daniel
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Oh my, Klune is klune-ing...
“Okay!” he said, grinning. “Operation Turn Nick into an Extraordinary and Live Happily Ever After with Shadow Star in a Villa Off the Coast of Italy Where We Feed Each Other Grapes by Hand is underway!”
He paused, considering. “Might need to work on the name of the operation, but you get the idea. Let’s do this thing!”
The bell rang.
“After school gets out,” Nick said hastily.
— Apr 25, 2026 10:18AM
“Okay!” he said, grinning. “Operation Turn Nick into an Extraordinary and Live Happily Ever After with Shadow Star in a Villa Off the Coast of Italy Where We Feed Each Other Grapes by Hand is underway!”
He paused, considering. “Might need to work on the name of the operation, but you get the idea. Let’s do this thing!”
The bell rang.
“After school gets out,” Nick said hastily.
Daniel
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Seth was at his locker, banging his head against it. Nick reached up and put his hand between Seth’s forehead and the locker.
“Hey,” Nick said. “Do you want me to kill him? Because I will.” He was very serious about this. He’d learned how on the internet before Dad had tightened the parental controls. He just needed to find some sharks.
“No. Then you’d go to jail. I’d visit you, but it wouldn’t be the same.”
— Apr 24, 2026 12:16PM
“Hey,” Nick said. “Do you want me to kill him? Because I will.” He was very serious about this. He’d learned how on the internet before Dad had tightened the parental controls. He just needed to find some sharks.
“No. Then you’d go to jail. I’d visit you, but it wouldn’t be the same.”
