Val Orsatti’s Reviews > You Should Be So Lucky > Status Update

i can't with this flirting, bro. also idk why the fuck this is how it is but Eddie said one line & i was like damn *i'd* want a man if he said that.

I'm sobbing

So I'm just figuring out that Lillian is a photographer at the Chronicle & is almost 100% the openly queer woman who talked to Nick a few times in the first book.

this is so hot. it stopped being hot (but still funny) on page 76 when Mark says, "You want punishment? Tell me about your childhood." CACKLING OML

oml these gay-ass bitches, so Mark (reporter) literally is at Eddie's (baseball player) game and sees Eddie looking up into the press box through his binoculars to where Mark & all the other reporters are. He thinks Eddie's probably looking for him so he BASICALLY WAVES & sees Eddie smile & he's like "I didn't do anything too crazy, right?" & literally this other reporter from same paper side-eyes him pfft.

I love you, gay people. LESBIANS MENTIONED!!