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Lucy
is 48% done
for all that we know about nicky being the weakest member of the foxes on the court, he still must be so damn good. actually having to competently defend against d1 teams is CRQZY. like either that was the sharpest learning curve in the world, 1 year of kevin 2 years total, or he was secretly incredible at exy at conversion camp and played recreationally in germany or something
— May 11, 2026 10:14PM
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Lucy
is 60% done
it is kinda funny that we spend 2 1/2 books with the foxes telling neil “you’re fucked up. and one day you’re gonna explain it.” and truly this whole lola experience is like yeah , yeah he’s got a reason. and it’s a good one!
— 23 hours, 33 min ago
Lucy
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“But you know what? You're right. I can't afford to be quiet.”
cut to kevin and wymack simultaneously putting their heads in their hands. neil is literally that lelo and stich meme in kevin’s minds eye: neil cackling w lightning in the background with a bunch of microphones pointed at him
— May 11, 2026 10:19PM
cut to kevin and wymack simultaneously putting their heads in their hands. neil is literally that lelo and stich meme in kevin’s minds eye: neil cackling w lightning in the background with a bunch of microphones pointed at him
Lucy
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hmm this looks like andrew’s car key. wonder what that’s abt! oh well
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— May 08, 2026 11:30PM
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Lucy
is 6% done
i love neil. “i need my teammates to think i’m okay” by getting up early going for a run despite his entire body being covered in bandages. like neil, . they think you’re even less okay now
— May 08, 2026 11:27PM
