Audrey Dubois’s Reviews > Blob: A Love Story > Status Update

this is cracking me up so hard. the way she releases her pet white boy into a field of frat guys playing frisbee, like returning an injured baby bird to the wild

if a guy really wants to impress you, he'll grow an arm for you. if he does it without even being asked he's a keeper

"a young woman who decides to turn a sentient blob into her perfect boyfriend" what is this, an improv team? what is this, a DND campaign? what is this, a historically female liberal arts college? I could do this all day