Ashley May’s Reviews > Himbo Hitman > Status Update

Maybe later you can kiss it better for me 😂😂 okay Perry is growing on me hes such a ditz but good lord hes funny

You quite literally have bigger problems bro

Oh my god Perry you are so STUPID

Jesus 😂

Omfg Perry youre so dumb it's cute

1) theres no way you become a hitman that easily (duh)
2) why the fuck are you saying "pew pew". Just say gun. Oh my god. The tik tok brain rot has made its way to literature.
3) this is kinda funny. Thats the only reason I havent dnf yet.