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Sigh. Come here, Jake. I wouldn't hurt you.

Tempted to dnf but I love Jake. Uuuugghhh.

Yikes

Girl is giving me whiplash.

Yeah girl. Listen to yourself. Get it together, bitch.

Ugh why are you ruining this for me too?

Not me trying to read in peace before the kids get up, but the fictional kids are also having meltdowns. *Deep breaths* 🫠🫠🫠

An intense pizza... LOL

Didn't I just tell you not to piss me off? I said please!!!

Please don't piss me off.