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average human is 73% done

LMFAO. HE HITCH HIKED ONTO THE CARRIAGE. I LOVE U EVERARD AND SOL

— 5 hours, 12 min ago

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average human is 70% done

And yes. Maggie. Leather and lace. Hot

— 5 hours, 59 min ago

average human is 70% done

Ughhh.
Everard’s banter/ pining is hot.

— 5 hours, 59 min ago

average human is 66% done

Oooo Maggie for Marigold 🫶

— 19 hours, 51 min ago

average human is 64% done

LMFAO NOT THE CURSING OF THE AUTHOR

— May 12, 2026 11:38PM

average human is 60% done

Lmfao.
“He’s as dead as any corpse I’ve ever seen”
“Maggie, he doesn’t have a face.”

— May 12, 2026 10:45PM

average human is 60% done

Omg yes. The voice actor lowering her voice to heighten the suspense. The artistry is just chefs kiss

— May 12, 2026 10:37PM

average human is 59% done

Holy. This is brutal

— May 12, 2026 10:32PM

average human is 58% done

Ughhhh the voice actor is doing great with the auditory equivalent to choclate

— May 12, 2026 10:09PM

average human is 58% done

LMFAO. BOUGHT AND SOLD A HUMAN.

— May 12, 2026 10:07PM

average human is 57% done

I love the language skills given to mc

— May 12, 2026 09:59PM

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