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"Carl, do you think there's ever been a cat under the ocean before?" Donut asked. She was making an odd, chirping noise as she watched the occasional fish dart by.
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"Lots of them," I said. "I don't know if any have had this sort of view, [...] Remind me sometime, and I'll tell you the story of Unsinkable Sam. He was a famous cat from World War I! who survived multiple ship sinkings."
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"Lots of them," I said. "I don't know if any have had this sort of view, [...] Remind me sometime, and I'll tell you the story of Unsinkable Sam. He was a famous cat from World War I! who survived multiple ship sinkings."
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"I wasn't just going to abandon you, Carl," Donut said. "Who do you think I am? Miss Beatrice?"
"No," I agreed. "You most definitely are not."
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"No," I agreed. "You most definitely are not."
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I thought of everybody here with me now. They'd all jumped into certain death, just to save me. Me. I couldn't have survived without them. All my life, I'd felt alone. And now, at the edge of the apocalypse, I finally realized how much I needed other people.
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[She] stuck her tongue out at me. And then her tongue formed into a little hand with a tiny middle finger pointing up.
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There's a guy here who is a mushroom. Why would you turn yourself into a mushroom? He looks like a penis. Like one of those weird ones that's really wide and short. My boyfriend before my Barry had a dick like that. It smelled like mushrooms, too.
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"Miss Beatrice once used scissors to get poop off my butt," Donut said.
"Uh huh," I said. "Once?"
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"Uh huh," I said. "Once?"
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Hanging from the boa on the Sledge's neck was a giant pinback button that read, "I like my sausages extra-large. Penis Parade. Desperado
Club Floor One.
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Club Floor One.
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"We should go into the Bitches and Penis Parade strip clubs to see if anybody is in there," Donut said. "Plus I've always wanted to see a naked man dance around. One with better moves than that one weird guy who always came over when you were gone. He used to dance in the mirror and stare at himself and call himself a king. He'd put your socks on his wang and twirl them around in the mirror."
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I don't really know much. I'm in charge of telling employees that overtime is mandatory.
Überbezahlte Führungskräfte be like
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Überbezahlte Führungskräfte be like
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Another had an equally-ripped shirt with the actor Nicolas Cage's screaming face on it.
Ein Daisy-Moment!!
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Ein Daisy-Moment!!
