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Jake Kahler is on page 23 of 288
so far i don’t understand the hate; it’s really good.
2 hours, 31 min ago
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Jake Kahler
Jake Kahler is on page 12 of 288
“My vagina pulses. It’s not about him being a failure. I don’t know whose vagina would pulse at that. It’s about him being able to call himself one. Him being able to be honest about his regrets, his status, his shortcomings.” (page 12)

as funny as that is, i understand what she’s saying 😭
2 hours, 57 min ago
Half His Age


Jake Kahler
Jake Kahler is on page 12 of 288
“So I guess attractiveness and attraction are different things.” (page 12)
3 hours, 1 min ago
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Jake Kahler
Jake Kahler is on page 10 of 288
“I switch to a video of a girl my age thrifting, then JFK getting his brains blown out in the back of that convertible, then a beauty guru’s seven-hundred-dollar Sephora haul.” (page 10)

that’s a perfect example of social media.

“I end my night by loading up a cart on Shein despite the damning ethics of fast fashion, because it’s the only place you can get a pair of pants for twelve bucks.” (page 10)
3 hours, 9 min ago
Half His Age


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