Tyson Ouellette’s Reviews > Pretty Boys Are Poisonous: Poems > Status Update

MEGAN FOX IS LIVING PROOF THAT TRAUMA IS UNAVOIDABLE EVEN FOR THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE THERES NO HOPE FOR THE REST OF US!!! 👀😳😩 THIS BOOK IS TRAUMA MADE SEXY BECAUSE OF HER VOICE ON THE AUDIOBOOK!!! THIS BOOK IS SO PAINFUL EACH PAGE IS LIKE SLICING MY FINGER ON A PAPER CUT TRYING FROM HOW MUCH I RELATE TO THESE POEMS!!! MORAL OF THE STORY IS MEN AIN’T SHIT!!!