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HOW CAN LEMONS BE SACRED TO JUNO WHEN THEY DIDNT HAVE LEMONS IN ROMEEEEEEEE

Bay is associated with fire, not water 😭

'A little littering won't hurt' spoken like a true Amazon affiliate lmao

Im just skimming. This is a joke.

"This goddess [Styx] is all about the depths of these oaths and ourselves."

The section ends here. What do you mean she's "all about" them???? Can this author go below the surface on literally anything??? This reads like a high schooler wrote it.