~ riv ~’s Reviews > Magnolia Parks > Status Update
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”She tried to leave the house in just a pair of vintage 501s and a plain white brandless T-shirt. I practically had to tackle her into wearing my red, black & white jacquard wool cardigan from Gucci, and stuff her unpedicured little feet into the fringe-studded sandals because they look like something someone who drinks almond milk and eats a lot of buckwheat would wear.”
Wtf is this book? 💀
— May 15, 2026 12:25AM
Wtf is this book? 💀
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“I spent her seventeenth birthday party sweating fucking bullets because I’m pretty sure her dad told Kendrick Lamar and Travis Scott to stare me down and keep me in line.”
LMAOOOO i can’t take this seriously
— May 13, 2026 12:24PM
LMAOOOO i can’t take this seriously
~ riv ~
is starting
I’m only one chapter in, but i already hate so many things.
Why are we getting in depth descriptions of every tiny thing and every single character?? I literally do not care what color their eyes and hair are I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEM YET. Also, we’re getting a full on breakdown of the outfits the characters wear for absolutely no reason! Lastly, what kinda name is BJ?!! And even worse, they call him BEEJ?? No.
— May 13, 2026 06:44AM
Why are we getting in depth descriptions of every tiny thing and every single character?? I literally do not care what color their eyes and hair are I DON’T EVEN KNOW THEM YET. Also, we’re getting a full on breakdown of the outfits the characters wear for absolutely no reason! Lastly, what kinda name is BJ?!! And even worse, they call him BEEJ?? No.
