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" 'I have someone else's perfume all over me, and you don't feel even a little bit jealous. '
(...) 'You want me to be jealous?'
'Can you blame me for being curious what it feels like? (...) I am what I am, after all. '
'Some people would call that a red flag.'
'The fact that I can turn into a deadly monster in an instant should be a much bigger, redder flag.' "
— May 15, 2026 10:35PM
(...) 'You want me to be jealous?'
'Can you blame me for being curious what it feels like? (...) I am what I am, after all. '
'Some people would call that a red flag.'
'The fact that I can turn into a deadly monster in an instant should be a much bigger, redder flag.' "
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Alexandra
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'Come on, I want to see if the shop has Baked Lay's.'
'The entire array of American snack food is in front of you, and you're on a quest for Baked Lay's? They taste like almost nothing.'
'No, they taste both salty and bland, (...) All the comfort of a saltine cracker but with the satisfying snap of a chip.'
'Are the Lay's people paying you to say this? Blink twice if you're being blackmailed.'
— May 18, 2026 11:50PM
'The entire array of American snack food is in front of you, and you're on a quest for Baked Lay's? They taste like almost nothing.'
'No, they taste both salty and bland, (...) All the comfort of a saltine cracker but with the satisfying snap of a chip.'
'Are the Lay's people paying you to say this? Blink twice if you're being blackmailed.'
Alexandra
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"A man can love a monster, yes. (...) And a man can also kill the things he loves."
— May 14, 2026 09:35PM
