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cleo sanders
is 31% done
and in addition to the heinous prose, one of the most truly obnoxious and annoying FMCs I’ve had the displeasure of reading in a long time. “I had a twenty-four inch waist” okay yes we get it you are tiny and blonde and pink is your favorite color but you’re also soooo tough and brash and you call the MMC by his last name 🙄🙄🙄 send help
— May 16, 2026 12:28PM
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cleo sanders
is 53% done
oh my god and she’s into cars you guys, she’s *so* not like other girls
— May 16, 2026 03:18PM
cleo sanders
is 30% done
continuing to be forced to endure heinous prose for an interesting plot SIIIIGH
— May 16, 2026 12:24PM
cleo sanders
is on page 38 of 309
this is so comically poorly written, but i want to know what happens so i'm carrying on. let me treat you to a passage of the fmc walking into a bookstore:
"I love books, by the way, way more than movies.... my imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was *so* not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like."
christ almighty
— May 15, 2026 09:34AM
"I love books, by the way, way more than movies.... my imagination has always topped anything a movie could come up with. Case in point, those darned Harry Potter movies. That was *so* not what that part-Veela-chick, Fleur Delacour, looked like."
christ almighty

