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“She was a level 69 Swiftie, which, much to Donut's dismay, was a dexterity-based knife wielder.”
— May 17, 2026 04:42AM
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Ben
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“Look for the helpers. It was a goddamned Mr. Rogers quote, told to a child to comfort them during times of upheaval. But damn if it wasn't true.”
— May 28, 2026 04:01AM
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“LOUIS: I think we're like the size of a lego.
PREPOTENTE: The width of a standard LEGO® brick is 15.8 millimeters. I would guess we're slightly larger, but that's a very good estimate.
LOUIS: How did you type the registered-mark thing?
DONUT: AND WHY?”
— May 27, 2026 04:05AM
PREPOTENTE: The width of a standard LEGO® brick is 15.8 millimeters. I would guess we're slightly larger, but that's a very good estimate.
LOUIS: How did you type the registered-mark thing?
DONUT: AND WHY?”
Ben
is on page 403 of 704
“If you go to war against drugs, drugs will always win. Drugs will win because what you're really doing is going to war against the biological imperative all living creatures have to find comfort and happiness. And if you're unwilling or unable to first provide that, artificial alternatives, no matter how destructive, will always prevail.”
— May 25, 2026 07:27PM
