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Man I might need to DNF lol. I was going to do a SW sprint during May as an annual celebration in love for the story but....yikes :(
— May 17, 2026 08:30AM
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Anastasia
is on page 44 of 418
"Honestly, the way you talk to that thing." Obi PLEASEE
— Jan 25, 2026 09:53AM
Anastasia
is on page 40 of 418
Anakin and Obi-Wan would never fight each other.
They couldn't.
They're a team. They're /the/ team.
And both of them are sure they always will be.
PLEASE STOPPP.
— Jan 24, 2026 11:00AM
They couldn't.
They're a team. They're /the/ team.
And both of them are sure they always will be.
PLEASE STOPPP.
Anastasia
is on page 39 of 418
This, then, is Obi-Wan and Anakin:
They are closer than friends. Closer than brothers. Though Obi-Wan is sixteen standard years Anakin's elder, they have become men together. Neither can imagine life without the other. The war has forged their two lives into one.
O this HURTS.
— Jan 24, 2026 10:57AM
They are closer than friends. Closer than brothers. Though Obi-Wan is sixteen standard years Anakin's elder, they have become men together. Neither can imagine life without the other. The war has forged their two lives into one.
O this HURTS.
Anastasia
is on page 29 of 418
...knock R2's dome off
I KNOW he's a droid WITH A DOME but the fact that slang for head is dome now makes this sentence more funny than intended.
— Jan 24, 2026 10:12AM
I KNOW he's a droid WITH A DOME but the fact that slang for head is dome now makes this sentence more funny than intended.
Anastasia
is on page 29 of 418
What do you expect me to do? Close my eyes and whistle?
PLEASEE Anakin
— Jan 24, 2026 10:11AM
PLEASEE Anakin
Anastasia
is on page 27 of 418
If anyone can save Palpatine, Anakin will.
Right, cause that's what worked for your Mom...amongst others..
— Jan 24, 2026 10:06AM
Right, cause that's what worked for your Mom...amongst others..
Anastasia
is on page 26 of 418
It is the way of the universe, which is another manner of saying that it is the will of the Force, ... Everything dies. In time, even stars burn out. This is why Jedi form no attachments: all things pass. To hold on to something--or someone--beyond its time is to set your selfish desires against the Force. That is a path of misery, Anakin; the Jedi do not walk it.
— Jan 24, 2026 10:03AM
Anastasia
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Until the possible becomes actual, it is only a distraction. Be mindful of what is, not what might be.
Ok Obi dangg.
— Jan 24, 2026 09:31AM
Ok Obi dangg.
Anastasia
is on page 21 of 418
Today was about the life of the man who might as well have been his father
NO ANANKIN NO NO NON NONONO NO NO
— Jan 24, 2026 09:30AM
NO ANANKIN NO NO NON NONONO NO NO

