Status Update

Sam Hillman is 16% done

“He put you in this hole because you are a miserable bitch” okay faith 👏🫡

— May 18, 2026 07:23AM

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Sam’s Previous Updates

Sam Hillman is 80% done

Oh god damn it.

— May 19, 2026 07:09AM

Sam Hillman is 71% done

“Please haunt me”

Okay heathcliff

— May 19, 2026 06:24AM

Sam Hillman is 64% done

“What are you doing”

“Looking at you” 😭🥺

— May 19, 2026 06:02AM

Sam Hillman is 61% done

“I’m going to kiss you about that later” 😅

— May 19, 2026 05:53AM

Sam Hillman is 51% done

Ugh. Emmett has a PHD in yearning 😭

— May 18, 2026 04:49PM

Sam Hillman is 45% done

“You could never be no one to me”

“Then what am I”

“You’re ivy” 🥺

— May 18, 2026 03:20PM

Sam Hillman is 40% done

God lord 🫣😬

— May 18, 2026 03:02PM

Sam Hillman is 31% done

Emmett. Istg

— May 18, 2026 08:09AM

Sam Hillman is 26% done

lol, what?

— May 18, 2026 07:52AM

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