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They are rushing this ending. They are rushing this ending. I’ve not even gotten a love confession fgs.

“I reserve maturity for people I actually like.” Help— he’s so petty 😂

Is this author about to dump a third act break up on me at 85 percent into the book??? It has to be a fucking joke. The festival is not even here yet.

Please don’t tell me she’s pregnant. I’m gonna crash out.

Oh Indy love, I get you so much but what are we gonna do? Your uncle is already in love, we can’t leave the small town now. New York, also, sounds stressful.

“I have a baby Nigerian Dwarf goat under each arm.”

I always get jumpscare when I see my country or my career in books lmao

“Let me go down on you again, I will give you anything you want. I will memorize that history book if you want. Just please.”

Stop! Just stop it! That’s so sexy! What????

Fisher “Hold up your skirt” Lange!! OMG.

“And I won’t lie, Sage. I want you. More than I should, I think, but it feels good to want.”

I feel you, lad. Get your girl, will ya??

“We need to talk about that kiss, don’t we?”

Well, hey there. Thanks for trying to not waste my time. I appreciate it.