Status Update

Haley Fincher is 3% done

“I need to kick Theo Silva’s Goody Two-shoes ass, and then I’ll be back.”

😂👏🏻👏🏻

— May 19, 2026 03:54AM

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Haley’s Previous Updates

Haley Fincher is 97% done

I’m obsessed with Oma.

— May 19, 2026 12:44PM

Haley Fincher is 83% done

This may be Elsie’s best work. I’m obsessed.

— May 19, 2026 10:20AM

Haley Fincher is 74% done

CHAPTER 33.
I’m equal parts: on fire levitating and swooning. Holy shit that was written so well.

— May 19, 2026 09:39AM

Haley Fincher is 66% done

We love a panty thief.

— May 19, 2026 09:02AM

Haley Fincher is 64% done

“Then do something about it.”

I’M SQUEALING WITH EXCITEMENT RN. 😍👏🏻

— May 19, 2026 08:55AM

Haley Fincher is 47% done

Fuck around and find out, Emmett Brandt.
😂👏🏻

— May 19, 2026 07:08AM

Haley Fincher is 23% done

LMAOOOOOO

— May 19, 2026 05:21AM

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