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I don’t want this book to ever end.

"One day, you're gonna be old, and you'll look back and ask yourself, why did I live my life with this tight butthole?" She presses her hand to her chest, looking philosophically into the distance. "Where did this tight butthole get me?"

🤣🤣🤣

Using the vibrator as a microphone?! I’m dying. 🤣

That was one of the funniest first chapters I’ve read in my life.

“When I purchased the red, bandana printed bikini, I didn’t realize it’d look like a bearded bandit robbing the county bank down there.” 🤣

Reading along to the audiobook and it’s already so good.