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I forgot how much I hate AIDEN

Wait. Wait. There is a character named Levi Schreiber? Is that supposed to be a lazy anagram of Liev Schreiber?

Whenever a character in a book or movie commits suicide, I think about my friend's dad saying:

"That's what you get for being a quitter!"

It makes me giggle every time.

(I'm sure AIDAN the poet AI, would have something deep to say about my lack of empathy. /eyeroll)

"The autopilot brings her to a perfect landing inside me"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Shittiest AI/Robot list:

HAL
Marvin
Bender
and then...

ADIAN: This stupid fucking robot who thinks he's a fucking poet or philosopher ugh