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Donut: I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT. THEY ALWAYS GIVE YOU BLUE NIPPLES IN THE SNICKS. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN, THOUGH. I FEAR THEY’VE OVEREXAGGERATED CARL SO MUCH THAT IF HE EVER GETS A GIRLFRIEND FROM OUTSIDE THE DUNGEON, SHE’S GOING TO BE NOTHING BUT DISAPPOINTED.
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— May 19, 2026 09:33PM
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"You know you only had to kill that boss guy, right? This whole thing is really fucked‑up. This is seriously bordering on ginger genocide. The good news is, the quest is complete. I guess that means you can finish the track!"
— May 27, 2026 01:00PM
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“Hey, remember me, you barely sapient magical fart?” Elle said, getting close to Akuma, whose sneering expression had turned to a look of extreme, gasping pain.
— May 26, 2026 12:15PM