Mars’s Reviews > Sex on the Moon: The Amazing Story Behind the Most Audacious Heist in History > Status Update
Mars
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You are a grown ass men, with 2 teen aged children. Your hobby is rock collecting. For the love of god, stop calling yourself a superhero.
— May 20, 2026 08:20AM
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Mars
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"Wah wah! They put me in prison for stealing moon rock. How unjust!"
— May 20, 2026 09:03AM
Mars
is 52% done
"I don't care that she's a literal NASA scientist. She's THIN and wearing SHORTS."
— May 19, 2026 12:19PM
