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is on page 444 of 459
"If the horror story is our rehearsal for death, then its strict moralities make it also a reaffirmation of life and good will and simple imagination—just one more pipeline to the infinite."
One cohesive argument in 450 pages--not bad, not bad.
— May 20, 2026 10:14AM
One cohesive argument in 450 pages--not bad, not bad.
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Jeff
is finished
Apparently, The Shining is "maddening, perverse and disappointing," and also one of King's favorites! How helpful.
— May 20, 2026 10:27AM
Jeff
is finished
"In no case did I simply reheat something I had written before; I tried as hard as I could to develop each idea as fully as possible without beating it into the ground. In some cases, I may have done just that, though, and all I can do in such cases is to beg your indulgence.
And I think that really is the end."
Doesn't often end books with an apology, also acknowledges trying and failing to wrap up many times.
— May 20, 2026 10:19AM
And I think that really is the end."
Doesn't often end books with an apology, also acknowledges trying and failing to wrap up many times.
Jeff
is on page 399 of 459
"....like talking with an apocalyptic Saladmaster salesman who has just taken three large bennies", yeah, cuz we can all relate to that. Perfect analogy, Steve.
— May 20, 2026 10:12AM
Jeff
is on page 322 of 459
"...posters in New York suggested, that the Ayatollah Khomeini is a puppet of—yeah, you guessed it—David Rockefeller."
— May 19, 2026 02:15PM
Jeff
is on page 311 of 459
King's recollection of a visit from the Black Panthers is so much more interesting than everything else in this book.
— May 19, 2026 02:13PM
Jeff
is on page 299 of 459
This is the kind of thing King should have reserved for his diary, it's insulting to the reader to be so casual and aimless: "Oh dear God, we're off on another tangent"
— May 19, 2026 01:55PM
Jeff
is on page 277 of 459
King's fixations are admittedly entertaining. His grudge against hypothetical readers who turn to the back of the book to see the ending is almost as funny as his obviously sincere suggestion of publishing a book without the last 30 pages, which would be mailed to the reader only if they could accurately summarize everything that lead up to those pages.
— May 19, 2026 01:50PM
Jeff
is on page 244 of 459
Whoah! Talk about dated. He savages Wes Craven just 4 years before horror fans are treated to Nightmare.
— May 19, 2026 11:26AM
Jeff
is on page 222 of 459
I've never been able to articulate why the Romero movies always frustrated me, despite the fact that they're among the handful of decent zombie movies in existence. King's example about the old woman eating a bug makes me think my issue with them is that the point of those movies is usually to be gross or disturbing. World War Z is a lot more fun.
— May 19, 2026 11:23AM
Jeff
is on page 222 of 459
Wish he'd elaborate on why he thinks Kubrick's Shining is "maddening, perverse and disappointing."
— May 19, 2026 11:15AM

