flor !!’s Reviews > All I Wanted Was to Read Books but I Became a Space Pirate Instead > Status Update

1. i am OBSESSED with the reveal that the pirate is a total pretty boy. like male model pretty not rugged at all and i love this. ALSO HE DYES HIS HAIR HIMSELF WHICH IS SO SILLY. TAKING TIME TO DYE UR HAIR BLACK ON THE SPACE SHIP.
2. while i generally dislike the trope of a guy hitting another guy for going near “his girl” or whatever it did result in a confession instead of 100 pages of waffling