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"And why?"
"Because sentient cats are useful to your uncle's business interests."
"He owned parking garages."
"He did," Morrison agreed. "But I think you've probably already guessed by now that's not the whole story."

— 9 hours, 42 min ago

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Jacob is on page 31 of 264

"I didn’t need another cat. At this point in my brilliant career as an itinerant educator I could barely afford to feed myself. But then, no one ever needs a cat these days. That’s not why we have cats. We have cats because they amuse us and because otherwise our clothes would lack the texture only cat hair can provide."

— May 21, 2026 03:08AM

Jacob is on page 11 of 264

"My breakfast partner was Hera, an orange-and-white cat who, after I had retreated to my childhood home after the divorce and layoff, had emerged from the backyard bushes and informed me through meowing that she lived with me now."

— May 19, 2026 02:36PM