Status Update

Melanie is 22% done

A soldier with waist-length hair is ridiculous. And no, six months wouldn’t do it. I think I’m hate-reading.

— May 22, 2026 06:03PM

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Melanie’s Previous Updates

Melanie is 97% done

Pregnant with an IUD?! NOT SAFE.

— May 22, 2026 11:06PM

Melanie is 91% done

Austin saw his dick out, lady.

— May 22, 2026 10:43PM

Melanie is 40% done

Listen to me, carefully. Not all of us like choking.

— May 22, 2026 07:48PM

Melanie is 20% done

He’s not been a “good…friend.” He’s choked you twice which is a precursor to fucking murder.

— May 22, 2026 05:11PM

Melanie is 20% done

Wtf is this throat grabbing shit?

— May 22, 2026 05:08PM

Melanie is 13% done

Why did this dingbat shoot through a window?

— May 22, 2026 04:16PM

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