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Taran? A coward, has respect for a dead king so he doesn't steal his sword. Eilonwy however? Bro you said you wanted weapons so I took the best sword they (the dead guys) had.

Eilonwy coming in with the steel chair like "Oh I'm so sorry it must be terribly difficult to be so stupid." What an icon. And Taran, the idiot ever. Boy sees girl talk about woman and goes So uh is she your mom. TARAN BOY THIS IS WHY EVERYONE CALLS YOU STUPID

I support women's wrongs!! Achren has done nothing wrong (she is beautiful).
I really like that the moment a character shows up, they are described to me in a way that I can imagine them properly. Very good. Anyways Achren crashout was beautiful.

Boy really said: A hero?? But he's BALD.
Thank you for your insight, Taran, you've been really helpful so far.

BOY WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALREADY LOST THE PIG. THIS WAS YOUR ONE JOB