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Ruben
is 85% done
And I’m happy to see you got around to reading Lolita—I pointed at the open page—a profound, tragic novel that idiots all over the world, losers with soft confused brains, cretins and neanderthals who have never once looked life in its face, often mistake for salacious pro-pedophile smut.
— May 23, 2026 04:57AM
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Ruben
is 9% done
I had taken a double dose of my stimulant before class because I knew, deep in my heart, that I was a horrible teacher, prone to irrelevant and rambling digressions about my personal life and the childhood maltreatment of Iosif Vissarionovich Stalin at the hands of his drunken shoe-cobbler father
— May 16, 2026 03:24AM
