Status Update

sunny (jael’s version) is 20% done

so aliens are tall lipless and bald women wearing coveralls that smell like cinnamon and want you to have an erection..i can’t believe he still maintains that this is all true.

— May 24, 2026 11:21AM

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sunny (jael’s version)’s Previous Updates

sunny (jael’s version) is 70% done

ok now he’s talking about the time he was “flying around the room.”

— May 28, 2026 09:15AM

sunny (jael’s version) is 60% done

so wild that he’s the only one allowed to have wild memories and experiences. anyone else that has some kind of out of place experience is outlandish and “not down to earth.” ok girl

— May 27, 2026 07:07AM

sunny (jael’s version) is 35% done

everything smells like cheese??

— May 24, 2026 12:24PM

sunny (jael’s version) is starting

aliens wear dark blue coveralls?

— May 24, 2026 12:59AM

sunny (jael’s version) is starting

ugh you immediately lost me when you compared it to r*pe victims.. leave us out of it pls

— May 24, 2026 12:43AM